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My last bored Uni session, so I'll fire this beaut up again.

A tiresome, boring, nonsensical, drawn-out natter about things that don't particularly matter. Excited?! I know I am.

THIS WEEKS TOPIC IS!

2v1s. Or, as I like to call them, 'Spitroasts' (Do not google that).

Now, I don't get particularly angry, or frustrated when playing this fine game. I've spent years throttling the most obnoxious, whiney clans in RtCW.

I can tolerate most annoying v57ing and v56ing. But what gets on my proverbial tits is a v57 from a 2v1. YES YOU KILLED ME, BUT YOU OWE HALF OF THAT v57 TO YOUR MATE BEHIND ME. Ahem.

Allow me to delve further. A good player can take on lots of people. Big killstreaks, yadda yadda, providing they have a tea break inbetween.

What a good player can not do is kill two people at the same time on equal ground (By this I mean a playfield of equal height with little or no cover). Not matter how bad they are. They could have crap aim, but a good number of those bullets will hit, and by the time Johnny B Good as popped one off to turn around, Mr StandStillAimForFeet is there still capping away (Think of the Venom from RtCW. Totally innacurate but mega rate of fire, which is what you essentially have with these two people). You have no cover, no place to heal, you're screwed. You die. And you fall to your knees, clutched fists, screaming up to the heavens above as Mr StandStillAimForFeet delivers the final blow - the sacred v57.

Please kids, don't do it.

No bragging that you can, because I hate bragging and I will eat your face. It was a fluke.

medic

ROFL Rob

you own you sexeh cyan

lol nice

whats the big deal? 2 on 1? So if ur the one you have the advantage. Remember that if you actually have the skill then you are never out numbered, you're in a target enriched enviroment. Even if ur opponents are stronger, you should always be able to find a way to take them out. People make mistakes its the first person to catch on to those mistakes that will always win. Also even in an attempt to be random, peoples actions often follow some kind of pattern. Memorize that pattern and you will know what they are going to do befor even they do.

crikey spike u talk a really good game but.........

LMFAO

Soz spike

Luv Smudger

ha, too bad pants is right

hehe....

So after training for months and months to know every hidey place and the thinking matrix of every player on the server, here we are as the ultimate killing machine. I deal in nothing but 1on1s! If they're more than one, forget it! Objectives?!?! Pfft! They're laden with enemies! I'll just hang around spawn and wait for the stray enemy and take him out, hoo-hah!