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Thats some cool shite

Dunno what the guy does for a living, but unless he writes comedy he's totally wasted. Excellent stuff

Luv Smudger

omfg he's a scouser "Home I go with 2 replacements. And for those who enjoy cheap, ritual, humiliation it felt as though every worker that I passed in Fazakerley Hospital began polishing the floors with their backs as they writhed and contorted about."


"Sweet Babby Jehoosus they're going to drive a bloody Chieftain tank up my arrrse while I'm asleep."


"I've got a bare arse with about 10 gallons of KY-Jelly in, on, and UP it.
I'm wearing a kids dress. (Backwards)
HMS Endoscope, is about "To boldly go . . ."
AND
YOU want to show it live on TV !!!"

lmfao, and no it wasnt me



funny thing is we (work) print the information leaflets for fazakerley hospital

When I started reding it was wtf . . . then it wen ewwwww . . . then I couldn't stop laughing. Imaginative bit of observational writing

I'm going to eat more prunes as a precaution.

lmfao, don't understand all the english but i get most thing right lmfao