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One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

He replied, "Who said that?!"

Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"

The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."

The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"

The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"

This one is kinda along the lines, thought u might like it.

A guy was going bear hunting with a bow and arrow. As he was walking through the woods, unknown to him, his quiver of arrows snagged on a tree branch and fell off his back leaving him with just the arrow he had knocked on his bow. Several minutes later he came across a bear with its back turned, feeding on a bush of berries. It was the biggest bear he had ever seen, a world record easily! The man was so nervous because he knew he would be famous if he killed this bear so his hands were shaking as he pulled back the string. Unable to steady his hands the hunter just decided to let the arrow fly. The bear whirled around with a ferocious roar, he had shot it in the butt. The hunter reached for another arrow but his quiver was gone so he bagan to run with the bear in hot persuit. He ran until he could run no more. He fell to his knees and began to pray, "Lord let this bear know and respect You, my God." He turned around to see the bear had stopped and had his head pointed towards the ground with his eyes closed. The Lord had came through for him! The hunter then heard the bear begin to mumble out a prayer, "Lord, please bless this food I am about to recieve."

lol

i just found this, its awesome.



ken jennings is now my hero